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Post by Deleted on Jan 26, 2015 20:06:39 GMT
Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'racism' these days.
A customer asked, "In what aisle could I find the Irish sausages?"
The assistant asks, "Are you Irish?"
The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am, but let me ask you something...
If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?
Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?
Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?
Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?
Or if I asked for Polish sausage, would you ask if I was Polish?"
The assistant says, "No, I probably wouldn't."
The guy says, "Well then, just because I asked for Irish sausage, why Did you ask me if I'm Irish?"
The assistant replied, "Because you're in Halfords."
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Post by filair on Jan 26, 2015 20:18:29 GMT
Nice Buster,just like the old forum before it went PC,more please.
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Post by lordevanelpuss on Jan 26, 2015 22:26:15 GMT
What about this about 'Cheap Flights'?
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Post by Deleted on Jan 26, 2015 23:15:19 GMT
I'm married to an Irish catholic....seriously!
I love the 'barking mad' Irish! My family could have a get-together in a phone box, whist hers, a telephone exchange!
I was actually married by Father Condon. He became a Bishop. Mad bloke legally kept owls, I didn't know that when we went to his house. I sat down and within seconds had a bloody huge barn owl on my right shoulder! Now you don't argue with an owl. He later told me it was female and she liked me!
Woburn Sands we were married, sounds so posh bejeezus!
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Post by graham on Jan 27, 2015 7:31:49 GMT
A bloke is flying across the Atlantic and has the huge fortune to find himself say next to a stunning, leggy, large breasted brunette. He fancies her like mad so starts a conversation with her. It turns out that she is a high class escort on her way to New York to work a convention
She says to him, " there are so many myths about who makes the best lover and so on, I can tell you my findings after 20 years in the business".
He sits back, spellbound and listens intently
"Did you know", she says, "that whereas most people assume that black Africans possess the largest penises, that crown does in fact belong to the native American Indian?"
"No, I didn't know that", he replies....
"Did you also know that whereas most people think that a Frenchman is the most passionate lover, that in fact, the Irish are easily the best?"
"No", he says, "I didn't know that either"....
"And did you know that whereas most woman consider a Spanish or Italian lover to be the most adventurous in bed, that the Greek male is actually the best?"
"No", he says, " I didn't, what's your name anyway?"
"I'm Lisa" she says, "pleased to meet you, and you are...?"
"Paddy Popadopoulos", he says, "but my friends just call me Tonto".
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Post by Deleted on Jan 28, 2015 20:41:51 GMT
7/10, can do better!
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