Post by graham on Nov 10, 2023 7:43:42 GMT
I heard this on an Aussie radio channel yesterday....
A bloke's mother-in-law is taken quite ill and is rushed to hospital for an immediate life-or-death operation. He rings the ward the following day and speaks to the doctor who did the operation who tells him that he ought to come to the hospital right away.
The bloke turns up and is ushered into a side room. "Right", says the doctor, "here's the situation. We performed the operation but there were some very serious complications. Firstly, she can no longer eat solid food, you'll need to feed her with baby food three times a day. She can't use her arms so you'll have to spoon feed her".
"Secondly, she's lost the use of her legs so you'll be pushing her around in a wheelchair all the time"
"Thirdly, she's lost all control of her bowels, so you'll have to clean her up as often as is necessary"
"Holy crap", says the bloke, "what a bloody nightmare, what the hell am I gonna do"? to which the doctor replies, "ha ha mate, April Fool, she's dead really".
A bloke's mother-in-law is taken quite ill and is rushed to hospital for an immediate life-or-death operation. He rings the ward the following day and speaks to the doctor who did the operation who tells him that he ought to come to the hospital right away.
The bloke turns up and is ushered into a side room. "Right", says the doctor, "here's the situation. We performed the operation but there were some very serious complications. Firstly, she can no longer eat solid food, you'll need to feed her with baby food three times a day. She can't use her arms so you'll have to spoon feed her".
"Secondly, she's lost the use of her legs so you'll be pushing her around in a wheelchair all the time"
"Thirdly, she's lost all control of her bowels, so you'll have to clean her up as often as is necessary"
"Holy crap", says the bloke, "what a bloody nightmare, what the hell am I gonna do"? to which the doctor replies, "ha ha mate, April Fool, she's dead really".