Black testicles

[terrytoo]

 
A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, Wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult four hour surgical procedure.

A young student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath.

Nurse,' he mumbles, from behind the mask
'Are my testicles black?'

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies
'I don't know, Sir'.

'I'm only here to wash your upper body.'

He struggles to ask again,
'Nurse, are my Testicles black?'

Concerned that he may elevate his vital signs from worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers, she raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in the other, lifting and moving them around gently.

Then, she takes a close look and says, 'No sir, they aren't and I assure you, there's nothing wrong with them, Sir !!'

The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly,
'Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but listen Very, very closely...

'A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k ?'

[keithh]

Feb 3, 2015 13:07:21 GMT terrytoo said:

 
A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, Wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult four hour surgical procedure.

A young student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath.

Nurse,' he mumbles, from behind the mask
'Are my testicles black?'

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies
'I don't know, Sir'.

'I'm only here to wash your upper body.'

He struggles to ask again,
'Nurse, are my Testicles black?'

Concerned that he may elevate his vital signs from worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers, she raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in the other, lifting and moving them around gently.

Then, she takes a close look and says, 'No sir, they aren't and I assure you, there's nothing wrong with them, Sir !!'

The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly,
'Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but listen Very, very closely...

'A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k ?'

After my last hernia op my wife took a look down south and said, Can we lose the bruising and keep the swelling!

[denwil189]

As I am currently waiting for a Hernia operation, due hopefully in the next 7-10 days, I will try to bear in mind the above joke !!!!

Den

[yorky22]

Like that one Terry....tickled me.....maybe cos I've been there, done that ...so to speak.

A tip for you Den...get yourself a large joke book that'll last the 4 weeks afterwards that you can't drive

I hope they've told you that...the guy after me (Mon pm) was under the impression he was back at his driving job on Wednesday !!

JC

[graham]

I remember back in my driving days that a mate who drove for the same outfit had "the chop". He was told by the doctor to "take it steady for a couple of days" and "not to jump off anything". All went OK until about three days later when he pulled up on a building site to deliver a load of plasterboard, forgot himself, opened the cab door and vaulted out onto the ground. It was a Volvo F12 so the cab was high up. I can still see his face today.....

[terrytoo]

NOWHERE did I say what the op was for, you perverts have all jumped to conclusions.