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Post by graham on Feb 4, 2015 9:06:06 GMT
A priest is strolling through one of the worst slums in Dublin when he comes across two small boys playing in the gutter with a tin of something. "What have youse got there me boys?" asks the priest.
"Wese got a tin of battery acid Fadder", replies one of the lads
"Oh, youse don't need to be playing wid dat", says the priest, "play with this instead".
"What's dat den Fadder?" asks the other lad
"Why boys, it's a bottle of holy water, only this morning I rubbed some of this on Mrs O'Flaherty's tummy and she passed a beautiful baby boy".
"That's nothing Fadder, we rubbed some of this battery acid on a dog's arse and it passed a Ferrari".
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