Post by terrytoo on Feb 4, 2015 19:14:55 GMT
Paddy goes to the doctor.....
'We've had 11 kids now and the wife and I wan't to stop any more arriving'
The doctor explains that there's an operation called a vasectomy and how much it would cost.
Paddy assures him they couldn't afford that.
The doctor then says 'But there is a cheaper way, go buy a can of beer and the biggest 'banger' firework
you can find. Drink the beer then light the firework, drop it in the tin, and hold the tin while you count to ten'
Paddy says 'I may not be the sharpest tool in the box but I don't see how that will help !'
'Trust me' says the doctor.
So Paddy goes off , buys a can of beer and a monster banger & goes home.
He drinks the beer , lights the banger & drops it in the beercan, and starts counting, he gets to 5 then
tucks the beercan between his legs so he can continue counting on the fingers of his other hand.
Have fun
Terry
'We've had 11 kids now and the wife and I wan't to stop any more arriving'
The doctor explains that there's an operation called a vasectomy and how much it would cost.
Paddy assures him they couldn't afford that.
The doctor then says 'But there is a cheaper way, go buy a can of beer and the biggest 'banger' firework
you can find. Drink the beer then light the firework, drop it in the tin, and hold the tin while you count to ten'
Paddy says 'I may not be the sharpest tool in the box but I don't see how that will help !'
'Trust me' says the doctor.
So Paddy goes off , buys a can of beer and a monster banger & goes home.
He drinks the beer , lights the banger & drops it in the beercan, and starts counting, he gets to 5 then
tucks the beercan between his legs so he can continue counting on the fingers of his other hand.
Have fun
Terry