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Joke
Jan 22, 2015 18:44:14 GMT
Post by Terry on Jan 22, 2015 18:44:14 GMT
Old couple in church on Sunday, and the old man gets a nudge on the knee, the old lady passes him a note, which reads..... 'I've just done a silent fart, what should I do ?' He replies 'Put a new battery in your hearing aid'
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Joke
Jan 23, 2015 0:12:41 GMT
Post by jargon on Jan 23, 2015 0:12:41 GMT
Hi Terry
In the absence of Buster, did you want me to score it for you??
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Joke
Jan 23, 2015 2:39:52 GMT
Post by terrytoo on Jan 23, 2015 2:39:52 GMT
Morning John Mark them if you so desire............... Have fun (doing so) Terry
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Joke
Jan 25, 2015 19:58:41 GMT
Post by captainbob on Jan 25, 2015 19:58:41 GMT
Life Perhaps the most profound philosophy I have heard in recent times:
"Life is like a penis - simple, relaxed, and hanging free . . .
It's women who make it hard."
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Joke
Jan 25, 2015 20:08:48 GMT
Post by terrytoo on Jan 25, 2015 20:08:48 GMT
Many a true word spoken in jest (can't remember where I heard that) Have fun
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Joke
Jan 27, 2015 15:42:09 GMT
Post by captainbob on Jan 27, 2015 15:42:09 GMT
The Dot l
FINALLY, SOMEONE HAS CLEARED THIS UP .For centuries, Hindu women have worn a dot on their foreheads. Most of us have naively thought this was connected with tradition or religion, but the Indian embassy in London has recently revealed the true story. When a Hindu woman gets married, she brings a dowry into the union. On her wedding night, the husband scratches off the dot to see whether he has won a corner shop, a petrol station, a curry house, a taxi cab, or an old peoples home in the UK . If nothing is there, he must remain in India to answer telephones and provide us with BT technical advice.
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Jan 27, 2015 19:21:59 GMT
Post by Deleted on Jan 27, 2015 19:21:59 GMT
3/10
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