Post by rh226 on Sept 2, 2016 21:06:24 GMT
A little old lady goes into a fishmonger's one day.
"I'll have a nice piece of cod, please."
"Sorry, madam, we have no cod today. Could I interest you in some haddock?"
"No thank you. I'll have a nice piece of cod, please."
"We have no cod, madam. Some hake, possibly?"
"No. Cod is what I'll have."
"Madam, we have no cod spelt C-f-o-d."
"But there is no "f" in cod."
"That's what I've just been trying to tell you, madam."